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Expect assorted Portsmouth players to be scoring belters like this (http://guardian.chtah.com/a/tBJGbWMAY30QpAe9jDF$eZ6Y1Lq/fvr26 ) now that NottinghamForest legend Johnny Metgod has been appointed first-team coach atFratton Park.
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The FA has asked Joe Kinnear to explain his comments after brandingMartin Atkinson a 'Mickey Mouse' referee. We're not sure which bit ofJoe's critique is open to misinterpretation either - perhaps Atkinsonhas particularly large white hands and eats a lot of cheese.
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